Saturday, 23 February 2013

HUG A BOOK with Sheryl Browne


Hug A Book is sponsored by

It’s HUG A BOOK and this weekend it’s with our special Guest
Sheryl Browne

And

You could win a Kindle copy of
A Little Bit of Madness




Meet Sheryl


Sheryl Browne brings you Fabulous, Funny, Heart-breaking Romantic Comedy! Her novel Recipes for Disaster, commissioned by Safkhet Publishing, was shortlisted for the Innovation in Romantic Fiction Award. She now has four books published under the Safkhet Soul imprint -

Recipes for Disaster - Sexilicious Romantic Comedy combined with Fab, Fun Recipes.
Somebody to Love Sigh with contentment, scream with frustration. At times you will weep.
Warrant for Love - Three couples in a twisting story that resolves perfectly.
A Little Bit of MadnessWhite Knight in Blue rescues The Harbour Rest Home.
- and has since bee
n offered a further three book contract!  A member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association, Sheryl grew up in Birmingham, UK, where she studied Art & Design.  She works part-time in her own business and is a mum and a foster mum to disabled dogs.


Details of A Little Bit of Madness



No rest for the wicked

Saving Charlton hall will burrow into your heart.

Celia Summers, intrepid mother of two, is too cuddly for sweatpants, she suspects. But then, her class at The Harbour Rest Home are similarly clad. Celia loves her work as an art therapist. She’s proud that she gives her elderly independents something to look forward to, even if her partner, Martin, disapproves of her efforts. He also has other things on his mind - telling complicated lies to Celia so he can sell Charlton Hall, his mum’s house, to pay off his debts.
Meanwhile, Celia fights to secure gallery space for her geriatric charges’ artwork, and to keep The Harbour from being closed. She’s even ready to abseil from a church steeple to bring attention to the plight of her old people, no matter that she might fall and end up splattered all over the flagstones. When she does fall, however, it’s much more painful - in love with PC Alex Burrows. Will he be her white-knight-in-blue and ride to her rescue?

  

Available for Kindle



Excerpt

‘I think I might be able to assist. Excuse me, dears.’ May squeezed between them, potty in hand. ‘There,’ she said, opening the window and chucking the contents out. ‘That should cool their ardour.’
‘Oh, my God.’ Celia gawked. ‘May, I can’t believe you just did that!’
Eleanor laughed. ‘Relax, Celia. He hasn’t been assaulted quite as rudely as you think. It’s tea, not pee.’
‘I’ve been practising.’ May nodded importantly. ‘It’s not as easy as it looks, you know, making huge potfuls and getting it right, especially when it’s orgasmic.’
‘Organic, May.’
‘Oh, don’t be such a baby,’ Celia shouted through the window, as Martin gave an outraged screech and clutched his shirt from his chest. ‘It was tea, not pee.’
‘It was bloody hot!’ Martin looked up, po-faced. Appropriately, Celia thought. ‘She could have seriously injured me, the silly cow. Come on, Celia, see sense and come out before something awful happens.’
‘It already did, Martin. You happened.’
‘Fine. Have it your own way,’ Martin snapped, ‘let’s see if the police can persuade you, shall we?’ With great fanfare, he flicked open his new mobile, and whoosh, in an instant it was gone—swept away on a cloud of fire extinguisher foam.
‘Yessss!’ Celia did a little twirl on the landing. ‘Well done, Eleanor!’
‘That is it!’ Martin shouted through a face-full of suds. ‘I’m going to find a public telephone. The police will be here in minutes, Celia. You’d better get out under your own steam, while you still can!’
‘Do what you like, Martin,’ she called, as the two men in suits climbed from their vehicle, now parked behind Martin’s Jaguar. They’d had the good sense to stay out of the line of fire until now. ‘We’re not budging. We’re not even prepared to talk until we get assurances no contracts have been exchanged!’
Let him chew on that for a while, Celia thought as she turned away. Damn! The bailiffs! She realised they could split up at any moment and bolted downstairs, missing the last step from the bottom to land in a heap.
‘Ooh bloody, bloody Martin.’ Celia crawled up the banister and limped on, sure at least one of the bailiffs would be trying to gain entry at the back by now. ‘Batten down the hatches,’ she shouted, stumbling into the kitchen.
‘All battened m’dear. Blighters won’t get in here,’ the colonel assured her, walking stick ready to thrash any hand that might nudge through the cat-flap.
‘Mum,’ Luke yelled from the front hall, ‘it’s Alex.’
Oh no. Celia’s heart plummeted. Why, why, why, if he cared about any of them, couldn’t he have turned a blind eye, bunked off work, done anything but be involved in their eviction?
‘Where?’ She raced back toward the front hall, ready to dish out the same treatment to him as they had Martin, except, um, it seemed someone already had.
‘Here,’ said Alex, meeting her in the hall looking disarmingly Colin Firth-ish. Shirt plastered to his chest, his new shoes sloshing water as he walked, his expression one of total exasperation.
‘Who let you in?!’ Celia stared at him flabbergasted.
‘Luke,’ Alex supplied. ‘On the condition I told the bailiffs to back off and in the hope I wouldn’t drown, I imagine.’
‘Good God!’ The colonel blinked his monocle-free eye. ‘Not raining is it, lad?’
Alex sighed. ‘Torrentially. You might want to point out to May that hosing down policemen isn’t the best way to proceed if she wants to avoid a visit to the station.’


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Question
What did May cool Martin’s ardour with?

Answers in the comments and good luck!






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19 comments:

  1. Good luck with the book, Sheryl.

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    1. Thank you so much, Chris! :) xx

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  2. My lips are sealed. ;) Haw, haw! Love it! Thank you so much Famous Five Plus for my lovely hug! :) xx

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  3. LOL! Love it. I'm sure it looked real enough, hahahah. Got to remember that one! Huge congratulations on the launch and love the Hug a Book feature! Rock on....

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    1. Thanks so much, Nicky! And for your witty share. Rock on, that girl! :) xx

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  4. Hi Sheryl, congratulations on your release and wishing you many, many sales. Great excerpt - and cold tea, oh dear!

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    1. At least it wasn't... shhhhh ...pee! Oops! Thanks so much, Lyn - and for taking the time to stop by! :) xx

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  5. I'm reading this book and loving it! xx

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    1. Thank you sooooo much, Pauline! You're a total star! :) xx

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  6. Sounds like a thoroughly entertaining read, Sheryl!! My answer is tea not pee LOL

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    1. Aha! Am I supposed to say? I'm not. Ooh. Thanks so much for stopping by and reading, Suzy! :) xx

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  7. I love a little bit of madness. Or maybe a little bit more!! My answer is the ahem contents of a potty....

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    1. Correct! Haw, haw! Thanks so much for stopping by, Cathy! :) xx

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  8. Sound like a hoot! Maybe she should have shouted Gardy-loo to really cool the ardour, despite the contents as that of merely tea... ;)

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    1. Yes, but it was hot tea. Think Martin was def a little bit po-faced! Thanks so much for popping in, Francine! ;) xx

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  9. Very very best of luck with your new book Sheryl. I had a cup of "Tea not wee" today in a very posh tea shop. Mind you, it was difficult to tell as it looked like gnats piddle. More of a tea leaf doing the breast stroke on top of a cup of hot water really. Give me a cup of P.G tips any day.....x

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    1. Me, too - though I'm not sure Martin was debating the strength of his tea! Thanks so much for stopping by, Deb! :) xx

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  10. This sounds hilarious! Must dash off to download!

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    1. Oooh, thank you, Patricia! Have a lovely rest of your weekend! :) xx

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